Dragons at Crumbling Castle -- Great Speck -- Hunt the Snorry -- Tales of the carpet people -- Hercules the tortoise -- Dok the caveman -- Big race -- Another tale of the carpet people -- Great egg-dancing championship -- Edwo the boring knight -- 59A bus goes back in time -- Blackbury monster -- Father Christmas goes to work at the zoo.

A collection of short stories featuring dragons, dinosaurs, cavemen and car races! Dragons have invaded Crumbling Castle, and all of King Arthur's knights are either on holiday or visiting their grannies. It's a disaster! Luckily, there's a spare suit of armour and a very small boy called Ralph who's willing to fill it. Together with Fortnight the Friday knight and Fossfiddle the wizard, Ralph sets out to defeat the fearsome fire-breathers. But there's a teeny weeny surprise in store... Fourteen fantastically funny stories from master storyteller Sir Terry Pratchett, full of time travel and tortoises, monsters and mayhem!